Imagine shopping on a Saturday afternoon at Crest Hardware in Brooklyn.Enjoy the experience of shopping at your favorite hardware store in the privacy of your own home. Close your eyes and imagine that you are strolling through Crest Hardware, home of the Crest Hardware Art Show in Brooklyn NY. Find tools you never knew you needed. Be greeted by Finlay the parrot. Find all your hardware needs, make a key and visit the Urban Garden Center and meet Franklin the pig. A sonic excursion into the joy of hardware shopping. Only authentic hardware sounds used. Smooth sonic finish throughout provided by The Ministry of Laminations's Dust-Free sandpaper.This CD is part of the Crest Hardware Art Show 2012.